Solutions!

I sat in a training session yesterday. Nothing really interesting for the layperson, unless you like hearing about management information systems (you know who you are: late night sessions in front of the computer salivating over that hot new cost benefit algorithm everyone is talking about -- one hand on the mouse, etc.). Anyway, the name of one of our systems is the Case Reporting Solution. Don't you dare call it a program or system! Programs and systems are for the weak and stupid who think inside the box. Over here, we only think outside the box. That is why we don't have problems, we only experience challenges. In meetings, we don't follows agendas like other jackasses, we use session timeline solutions. We don't wipe our ass using toilet paper, we deploy a fecal remnants solution.