The Salvador Deli -- the readers write!

Well, the telephone lines have been lighting up over this post. Lots of good suggestions posted. So far, the Persistance of Sauerkraut is my favorite. One reader suggested I melt a clock in the microwave and put it up on the wall. While I applaud the imagination, I worry that my diners would miss their train. That idea, and the idea of designing the menu in the Cubism style, might put off customers. I prefer door handles shaped like his moustache.

And yes, I know that Dali was not a Cubist.