Friday, October 22, 2004

Bush is so American League

Follow my logic:

1. The American League has adopted the designated hitter rule
2. The designated hitter rule is bad for baseball
3. Therefore, the American League is bad for baseball.
4. President Bush was a part-owner of the Texas Rangers
5. The Texas Rangers are an American League team
6. If you are an owner of a team, then you support that team's league's policies
7. Therefore, President Bush supports the designated hitter rule
8. Therefore, President Bush supports the destruction of baseball as we know it
9. To support the destruction of something is a bad thing
10. Therefore, President Bush is a bad thing
11. People shouldn't vote for bad things.
12. Therefore, people shouldn't vote for President Bush.

It is that simple.

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