A great title

I've was looking up a Simpson's quotation earlier today. I couldn't find it though. It occurs in an episode where Grandpa, for some reason or another, keeps running afoul of these other Latino pensioners. They eventually end up drag racing in an allusion to American Graffiti. Abe and Homer win the race and the car with the elderly Latinos bursts into flames. The leader gets out of the car, his coat in flames, and his comrade says something like "Senor, your coat! She burns!" to which the man replies stoically, "If my coat burns, then I burn with my coat."

In any case, I came across the episode where Lisa has to get braces. It has dentist in the title and I thought of this great name, which I hope to use in my blog at one point or another.

A date with dentistry!

How great is that!

Destiny, dentistry! I kill me sometimes.

I did do a search on Google and if you search for a date with dentistry without any quotation marks, the phrase doesn't appear on the first screen. If you do a search with the quotation marks, there are two pages on the internet in which the phrase appears.

One is on a webpage called FunniGurl Kids Klub and shouldn't really be counted for myriad reasons, all of which have to do with stupid spelling. Funni should be spelled Funny; Gurl should be spelled Girl; and Klub should be spelled Club. That last one is particularly annoying because I believe there is a section of the KKK called the Kids Klub, so I'd steer clear. I'd check but I don't want the vigilant computer people in my office to see me searching out the KKK, especially since I work in an office dedicated to ending social descrimination.

The other is a link to another blog, titled Indecorous. This person apparently had a dentist appointment in July, 2003. As far as I am concerned, his blog hasn't been active for quite a while, so he forfeits his right to exclusive use. There has to be a statute of limitations on these types of things.

Also, I swear to you that it was penned by me without stumbling across it on the internet or by any other means. I may not be original, but I certainly am not a cheat.

So there.